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Post by Helia Hawke on Apr 22, 2005 4:38:06 GMT -5
One afternoon Tomoe walks into a bar with a frog on her head. The bartender looks up and says, "Where did you get that thing?" The frog replies, "Would you believe it started out as a wart on my butt?"
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Post by Lursa the Orc on Apr 22, 2005 4:51:50 GMT -5
Later that same day my daughter Helia walked into the same bar and asked the bartender for a double-entendre....
....so he gave her one....
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Post by Helia Hawke on Apr 22, 2005 4:59:32 GMT -5
The next day Helia is walking into a bar when she is stopped by a nun. The nun says, "I am going to go into a convent today and I have never had a drink of whisky....but I can't be seen going into the bar. Would you be kind enough to buy me a drink of whisky?" "Why sure" Helia replies. "By the way, the nuns says, just so nobody notices, would you bring the whisky outside in a paper cup?" "Sure" says helia and goes inside. She asks the bartender for a shot of whisky in a paper cup to which he replies...."Is that nun still out there?"
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