Post by Lursa the Orc on Jun 6, 2005 12:39:37 GMT -5
‘ello hummies,
My naybur Doopus, he my naybur in Urk City. He gud guy. He stop bi my hous other day. I tell ‘im about gud time I hab with Lord Zoso. Lord Zoso…he treet me gud. Doopus say he threaten thumpum my frend doopus. I no know why. Doopus gud guy.
Me tell Doopus about gud time me hab with Lord Zoso. Me in Dooom. Dey call dis part of Doom “gauntlet”…me no see gauntlet on floor…me no know why it called “gauntlet”…
…anyway… me walkin’ ‘round. Just takin a looksee…an der is Lord Zoso. He tell me it easier to thumpum bad guys ‘ere with special dragee. I say “Me hab special dragee…sort of…it still lil’ blue snake. Me call lil’ blue snake dragee…’bbprince’…sincehe not king yet. Lord Zoso say he help me make lil’ blue snake into big blue drake. We go frum door to door. Each door lite up red when it time go through dat door. We go through one door….ZOWIEEEE…big ding…bigger eben den blue beetle me ride. Only dis beetle…it eat people…ouch…and it FAST! Anyway, Lord Zoso hab dis big yellow dragee he call Oompa…Oompa gud dragee…powerful dragee. Oompa and BBPrince dey go after dis flesh eater beetle…beetle fast but not fast enough. Purdy soon beetle is dead and ZOWIEEE lil’ blue snake dragee is bigger blue ‘gator dragee. Den we go to nex’ room. In dis’ room is bad guy knight. He all black, like night. Me suppose he night knight. Anyway, Oompa fight, me and BBPrince watch. Purdy soon, Knight disappear! Zoso say Knight just hiding. Dat clever but not clever enuf for Oompa! Oompa know jus’ where knight guy go. Oompa still fight knight guy. Before u know it; Knight guy dead. We go to several uder doors. After last door Zoso say bad guy appear in middle of room. Sure enough, bad guy appear in middle of room. Anyway, dis bad guy not alone. He call uder bad guys! Dey appear out of nowere! Oompa and BBPrince fight long time. Me heal BBPrince but my get to close. Important lesson…if you heal dragee do not take bow! U shoot bad guy like me, eben when not mean too. ZOWIEE shoot bad guy only make bad guy mad! He not eben say “ouch.” So….Zoso he make better. Buy time bad guy and all bad guy frends dead BBPrince is Swamp Dragee!
Den we start around again…same way…each time door turn red; we go der. By time we reach las’ bad guy again; half way thru fight BBPrince become BBKing! Whooo Hooo! Zoso say BBKing big enuf to fight on his own now. Me hab lot fun.
My naybur Doopus, he my naybur in Urk City. He gud guy. He stop bi my hous other day. I tell ‘im about gud time I hab with Lord Zoso. Lord Zoso…he treet me gud. Doopus say he threaten thumpum my frend doopus. I no know why. Doopus gud guy.
Me tell Doopus about gud time me hab with Lord Zoso. Me in Dooom. Dey call dis part of Doom “gauntlet”…me no see gauntlet on floor…me no know why it called “gauntlet”…
…anyway… me walkin’ ‘round. Just takin a looksee…an der is Lord Zoso. He tell me it easier to thumpum bad guys ‘ere with special dragee. I say “Me hab special dragee…sort of…it still lil’ blue snake. Me call lil’ blue snake dragee…’bbprince’…sincehe not king yet. Lord Zoso say he help me make lil’ blue snake into big blue drake. We go frum door to door. Each door lite up red when it time go through dat door. We go through one door….ZOWIEEEE…big ding…bigger eben den blue beetle me ride. Only dis beetle…it eat people…ouch…and it FAST! Anyway, Lord Zoso hab dis big yellow dragee he call Oompa…Oompa gud dragee…powerful dragee. Oompa and BBPrince dey go after dis flesh eater beetle…beetle fast but not fast enough. Purdy soon beetle is dead and ZOWIEEE lil’ blue snake dragee is bigger blue ‘gator dragee. Den we go to nex’ room. In dis’ room is bad guy knight. He all black, like night. Me suppose he night knight. Anyway, Oompa fight, me and BBPrince watch. Purdy soon, Knight disappear! Zoso say Knight just hiding. Dat clever but not clever enuf for Oompa! Oompa know jus’ where knight guy go. Oompa still fight knight guy. Before u know it; Knight guy dead. We go to several uder doors. After last door Zoso say bad guy appear in middle of room. Sure enough, bad guy appear in middle of room. Anyway, dis bad guy not alone. He call uder bad guys! Dey appear out of nowere! Oompa and BBPrince fight long time. Me heal BBPrince but my get to close. Important lesson…if you heal dragee do not take bow! U shoot bad guy like me, eben when not mean too. ZOWIEE shoot bad guy only make bad guy mad! He not eben say “ouch.” So….Zoso he make better. Buy time bad guy and all bad guy frends dead BBPrince is Swamp Dragee!
Den we start around again…same way…each time door turn red; we go der. By time we reach las’ bad guy again; half way thru fight BBPrince become BBKing! Whooo Hooo! Zoso say BBKing big enuf to fight on his own now. Me hab lot fun.