eben gods dont know...

[Lursa the Orc]

Me jus' bet...eben gods don' know 'bout dis secret. Me walk along beach. Me find bottle. Now it not unusual me find bottle. Me like cidur. Me usually find bottle of cidur in hand. Dis time me find a bottle wid note in it. Zowee! Message in bottle! Me bet lead to treasure! Where find? Fishin'? NO! Me find on ground! Me pick up bottle. Looksee inside. Zowee! It message in bottle! Where me find? Fishin? NO! Me find on ground! Me pick up bottle, take looksee...and Zowee! Anuder bottle appear on ground...like it be magic! Why? It Magic of course! Where me find bottle...ME NOT TELL!...well...me tell gud pal doopus ob course...me tell under urk? Maybe...but dat not matter...ME NEBER SEE ANUDER ORK! ...well...not one dat ever answer Lursa back!

[Lursa the Orc]

OK...ok...me like go lookin...just go take looksee what out dere. Often times me find somthin' way gud. Anyway, dis time me go out take looksee; what me find? Coffin! Not attached to nuthin' just empty coffin...ok...ok...little bit of paper say me hab closed coffin comin'. But you say, "Lursa! You be silly! What gud is closed empty coffin if you not ded!" Me hab easy answer...for tabul of course! Closed coffin make great tabul! And...me jus' bet...not eben gods know 'bout dis one...who me tell? NOBODY! Well...me tell pal Doopus...me tell uder urks if me eber see uder urks...but DAT IT! Dis URK secret!