Post by Lursa the Orc on Jun 9, 2005 7:55:12 GMT -5
Lursa go on quest. Here what happen!
Okay. You hear frum me before. I be Lursa. Me female urk, lib in urk town. As you know, me like go take looksee…just see what der. Anyway…dis time me say to self, “Lursa! You not know dat place called ilshenar enuf!” So! Me take own advice and go take looksee in Ilshenar…me go walkabout in Ilshenar. Me walkabout in gargoyle city…people wit wingies! Me look down in city square and Zowieee! Ded guy! Him not even all in one piece! He hab book by side. Blue book. Me read. It by sum guy name “greymouser” Me read…it say some body hunt him because he find out ‘bout dis ding…it big…if float…it no hab hands…it called “Nibble…something” Nibblelung? Me not remember…anyway…me call it Nibbles. So it give clue as to where find nibbles. It say go to Ethereal Keep. Me say self, “Ethereal Keep? Me here of Ethereal Tomb before…no Ethereal Keep.” So…me listen to self and try Ethereal Tomb…BUT dat not be it. So me go back to gargoyle city say to air, “What me do? Me no hear ‘bout dis Ethereal Keep before?” So. Air not answer back. Me not real surprised me not really expect air answer back. BUT! Me not expect da person answer back who answer back! Zowieee. Big clap thunder. Smoke everywhere (me choke a lil bit on smoke) and Zowiee…it big guy on red horse. Dis guy he wear black hooded robe. He carry scythe. Me say to self, “Oh no! Death come to me already! Me not dat old!” Me find out dis a debil guy. Me not think he be da REAL Debil. THE DEBIL me hear ‘bout. HE VERY BAD GUY! REAL Debil Kill! Hurt! Punish! Make peeps burn foreber! But….turn out dis death guy…dis debil guy…me call him debil guy…he not so bad! He ask me, “say Lursa! I hear you looksee for Ethereal Keep!” He say he know where is. He say go first thru big cave wid spiders. Now…me know where DAT is…’cause me HATE spiders and me find dat place by accident. So. Me go to Ethereal Keep. Me go inside. Find red chest. Take looksee inside, and Zowiee! One more lil book. Me read book. It an uder clue!
Dis clue it say go one more place. Me go dat place. Find one more red chest. Find an uder clue. It tell me I mus’ be tired. It right! So me go where it tell me. Go to tavern. Me find tavern. Me go upstairs take rest and Zowiee! An uder red chest. Me not eben look for red chest dis time but me find all da same! Me look inside and sure enuf! An uder blue book wid clue! Me go to next place. Dis time it say Lursa! Be careful! Big barbarian guy looksee for same thing and same place. It say barbarian guy get here jus before me. It tell me hurry maybe me catch him! Ok….it not really speak to me. Me have to read it. But! Me run. Catch up. Lil note right! Big guy in red armor. He dink he tough! Lursa tuffer! Lursa play harp. Guy calm down. Barbarian guy say to self, “Id be alright now!” But Zowiee! Jus’ den dat when Lursa shot arrows into bad guy…he den let Lursa at red chest. He not really have choice…because he ded of course!
Anyway…lil book…it say go to a special place where dey be gypsies. Dey see lursa dey not run. Dat gud. Me like visit gypsies. Me go visit again. So! Me find red chest again. All clues it be in red chest. Dis’ time it say Lursa! Okay, like me say before it not really talk, me have to read clue….anyway…it say go to dungeon…you find Nibbles for sure. Me go looksee…me ride through dungeon proud. Dees guys not tuffer den Lursa is! Me looksee for long time. Eventually me find Nibbles….Nibbles not happy me find Nibbles. Lursa make eben more happy not see Lursa! Me fight Nibbles long time. When all done Lursa still on feet….Nibbles not on feet! Well…Nibbles not have feet to start wid…but you know what me mean…it on floor and ded. Jus’ den Zowiee! Debil guy appear again. He say, “Lursa! You do gud job! You deserve present!” So…me think…what want….Debil guy he say, “What need!” Me say new spear! Me hear ‘bout dis spear it made from leg bone of big guy. Me ding dat way cool and Zowiee! Debil guy make appear! Me say, tanks debil guy! You not so bad! Me say, “Debil guy! You not bad as real debil! Maybe you change name to ‘nice guy in bad clothes’…anyway…debil guy disappear. Lursa hab fun. Lursa go home to Urk Town. Story done. Why you still read story…story over! Stop read story! Go sum place else! Stop it!
Okay. You hear frum me before. I be Lursa. Me female urk, lib in urk town. As you know, me like go take looksee…just see what der. Anyway…dis time me say to self, “Lursa! You not know dat place called ilshenar enuf!” So! Me take own advice and go take looksee in Ilshenar…me go walkabout in Ilshenar. Me walkabout in gargoyle city…people wit wingies! Me look down in city square and Zowieee! Ded guy! Him not even all in one piece! He hab book by side. Blue book. Me read. It by sum guy name “greymouser” Me read…it say some body hunt him because he find out ‘bout dis ding…it big…if float…it no hab hands…it called “Nibble…something” Nibblelung? Me not remember…anyway…me call it Nibbles. So it give clue as to where find nibbles. It say go to Ethereal Keep. Me say self, “Ethereal Keep? Me here of Ethereal Tomb before…no Ethereal Keep.” So…me listen to self and try Ethereal Tomb…BUT dat not be it. So me go back to gargoyle city say to air, “What me do? Me no hear ‘bout dis Ethereal Keep before?” So. Air not answer back. Me not real surprised me not really expect air answer back. BUT! Me not expect da person answer back who answer back! Zowieee. Big clap thunder. Smoke everywhere (me choke a lil bit on smoke) and Zowiee…it big guy on red horse. Dis guy he wear black hooded robe. He carry scythe. Me say to self, “Oh no! Death come to me already! Me not dat old!” Me find out dis a debil guy. Me not think he be da REAL Debil. THE DEBIL me hear ‘bout. HE VERY BAD GUY! REAL Debil Kill! Hurt! Punish! Make peeps burn foreber! But….turn out dis death guy…dis debil guy…me call him debil guy…he not so bad! He ask me, “say Lursa! I hear you looksee for Ethereal Keep!” He say he know where is. He say go first thru big cave wid spiders. Now…me know where DAT is…’cause me HATE spiders and me find dat place by accident. So. Me go to Ethereal Keep. Me go inside. Find red chest. Take looksee inside, and Zowiee! One more lil book. Me read book. It an uder clue!
Dis clue it say go one more place. Me go dat place. Find one more red chest. Find an uder clue. It tell me I mus’ be tired. It right! So me go where it tell me. Go to tavern. Me find tavern. Me go upstairs take rest and Zowiee! An uder red chest. Me not eben look for red chest dis time but me find all da same! Me look inside and sure enuf! An uder blue book wid clue! Me go to next place. Dis time it say Lursa! Be careful! Big barbarian guy looksee for same thing and same place. It say barbarian guy get here jus before me. It tell me hurry maybe me catch him! Ok….it not really speak to me. Me have to read it. But! Me run. Catch up. Lil note right! Big guy in red armor. He dink he tough! Lursa tuffer! Lursa play harp. Guy calm down. Barbarian guy say to self, “Id be alright now!” But Zowiee! Jus’ den dat when Lursa shot arrows into bad guy…he den let Lursa at red chest. He not really have choice…because he ded of course!
Anyway…lil book…it say go to a special place where dey be gypsies. Dey see lursa dey not run. Dat gud. Me like visit gypsies. Me go visit again. So! Me find red chest again. All clues it be in red chest. Dis’ time it say Lursa! Okay, like me say before it not really talk, me have to read clue….anyway…it say go to dungeon…you find Nibbles for sure. Me go looksee…me ride through dungeon proud. Dees guys not tuffer den Lursa is! Me looksee for long time. Eventually me find Nibbles….Nibbles not happy me find Nibbles. Lursa make eben more happy not see Lursa! Me fight Nibbles long time. When all done Lursa still on feet….Nibbles not on feet! Well…Nibbles not have feet to start wid…but you know what me mean…it on floor and ded. Jus’ den Zowiee! Debil guy appear again. He say, “Lursa! You do gud job! You deserve present!” So…me think…what want….Debil guy he say, “What need!” Me say new spear! Me hear ‘bout dis spear it made from leg bone of big guy. Me ding dat way cool and Zowiee! Debil guy make appear! Me say, tanks debil guy! You not so bad! Me say, “Debil guy! You not bad as real debil! Maybe you change name to ‘nice guy in bad clothes’…anyway…debil guy disappear. Lursa hab fun. Lursa go home to Urk Town. Story done. Why you still read story…story over! Stop read story! Go sum place else! Stop it!